My dream cruise would be one that lets me get away from it all. The destination would be the meditterranean stopping at the marina in Monte Carlo, St Tropez and Cannes. My life would go from drinking Starbucks at sainsburys on a damp Monday morning to sipping cocktails on deck overlooking the view of the Cote D'azur. Instead of the mundane mother & baby groups I would be entertained by 5 star cabaret consisting of the strictly come dancing line up and on Rock night the foo fighters would play live.Instead of getting money from a hole in the wall the on board casino would become my cashpoint as I wowed fellow guests with my card playing and earnt enough chips to swap my fashion jewellery for real diamonds. The food would be a la carte all fresh produce and the wine would be from the vineyards of nearby Italy. The convience on board shops would be Chanel and Gucci and the staff ran to assist anyone who walked in. The beauty salon would always have appointments available, the on board hairdressers would never ask if you were going on holiday this year and my mobile signal would work wherever I was on the cruise liner. Nicky Hamilton Jones would be resident to make sure when I had to go back to reality I really did look ten years younger. Ohh yes this would be my perfect cruise.