On my perfect cruise, I would not have to worry about anything in the world - whilst doing my best to visit the world! I would be made to feel like one of the most important people on the ship, staying in the best suite with a balcony view, dining at the best table with exquisite wine recommended by your knowledgeable staff, watching the best shows and disembarking and embarking on a number of fascinating day trips (perhaps with one or two surprises) to take in the sights, sounds and culture at each and every port - places where I had never been before.
It would be great to be pampered with a massage every other day and perhaps to be encouraged to do some meditation and fitness too. To feel extra special it would be fantastic do something unusual like meeting the president or dignatory or someone special at one of the ports of call with photographs to prove it. And when I have done all that, I would like to think it would not be too long before I could do it all again. After all, sailing (cruising) is like nothing on Earth!