My ideal cruise would be dipping in and out of the cultures around the European coast; the chilly exterior of Britain, the baking heat of Spain, the flirtatious men of Italy, and gorging on the chocolate and sausages of Germany.
I'd love to meet eccentric people who make my holiday even more special, whilst sipping cocktails on the deck. I'd be lapping up the suns rays with my sister a few feet away flirting with any man with a pulse.
I'd hope for party nights where we'd dance in every cultures native dance, jumping up an irish storm or getting steamy with a Flamenco. Hopefully the extravagance of the holiday wouldn't take it's toll and all that would remain is a glowing tan and happy memories.