I have never cruised before, but have always dreamed of doing it. Bobbing up and down on the ocean waves, the sea breeze whipping through my hair (and my husbands monobrow!) I am stood on the ships rails of like rose from titanic, with Leonardo Dicaprio whispering sweet nothing's in my ear, but wait, no there's the monobrow, My husbands stood behind me threating me with his rendition of Celine Dions my heart will go on. I think i should get down, the last time I let him pick me up in a romantic fashion he tripped over and sent me flying! I think it's safer to stay inside, and escape into fantasy land, eating chocolate, sipping cocktails, spending quality time with one another - and maybe waxing a monobrow!