I would be on the cruise ship with everyone dressed as an angel, men and women, and I would have strings (as clearly I cannot fly) to transfer me across the cabin. I would probably knock some of the duty free perfumes and alcohol bottles as my puppet strings are not being well steered by the other passengers novice experience in flying me around. Therefore, I get given lots of free booze and perfume, by which point I would be confused as to which was which. Then I would get flown to the captains deck , who thinks I am a drunkered and he stops the ship at a lovely port and tells me he fell in lovely with me , the moment he could smell my whisky perfume. As this competition is only for two nights, we had met on our second freebie night so he abandons the ship and we live in our alcohol infested perfume island where we lived happily ever after. All the people left onboard would become our servants, and we would also give them the gift of flying.
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